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PAUL: JAMMING STILL GIVES BUZZ
PAUL Weller still gets a \"massive buzz\" from writing hits.

SQUAWK THIS WAY
Sir Jim needs to remember how to nurture Old Trafford DNA...not treat club like a stuffed parrot at INEOS HQ

ALL AT SEA!
Sailor scores four in record win

Guns cause a Ster
INEFFECTIVE RAHEEM FAILS TO SHINE

PIC SO SLICK
Nicholls joy as D'Orhy doubles up

Coleen: I'm showing the real me..and loving it!
COLEEN Rooney has finally moved on from the Wagatha Christie saga.

SI OF RELIEF AT STAR'S RETURN
Bridgerton's feisty Kate back in ‘juicy' hit

OH NO.. HERE'S BOZO THE YO-YO
Clown ex-PM 'unfinished business'

SHOT IN THE ARMOUSH
Egyptian answers Pep's prayers as Blues find form ahead of Mad test

It's win up North
TYKES TAKE HOME WEB BINGO £31M

RISKY BUSINESS
Sticking to my principles is tough but I believe we can become better for it

GIT WITH IT YOU TOTAL WAZZOCK
Local slang that leaves us fuddled

LOO do you think you are?
WE LOSE IT WHEN BOG SEAT LEFT UP

Ben: So lucky I got real
BEN Fogle thinks his life \"could have turned out very differently\" if he had not decided to try reality television.

BRUNO'S TOO NICE TO SACK!
I'm a good guy

Fast food's in a pickle as veg & fruit runs short
FAST FOOD restaurant burgers could be left wilting due to a shortage of lettuce, tomatoes, onions and pickles.

Duck & dive
BEN INSISTS BAZBALL CAN COME GOOD AGAIN

THE NIK NAK 90s ARE BACK
Sales surging as kids go mad for top retro snacks

Cheeky ghost was real Carr crash moment
ALAN: 'MUM BRANDED A SL⭑T'

You want to hook up? Mullet over..
DATE APP FOR FANS OF DODGY HAIRDOS

More tea, Knuckles?
LIFER LAGS ENJOY CUPPAS & CAKES IN MAX SECURITY JAIL

300% CAR PARKS RISE 'IS RIP-OFF'
Council cash-grab slammed

Osman: Ladies first on the box
MEN 'TOO RISKY NOW

METAL STAR BRUCE: MY HUGE FARTS ROCK STAGE
ROCK legend Bruce Dickinson has revealed he suffers from \"serious flatulence\" while belting out songs on stage.

JUNIOR HITS BIG TIME
Wilkin: Nsemba huge talent

SLOT: I'VE GOT ANU IDEA
Darwin has evolved into different role

It could be love at first fright..
GHOST RUINS DATE

Polka dots in top spot this spring
PATTERN 'A MUST-HAVE'

PETTING PUPS TOP VALENTINE'S TREAT
Mutts beat 'better halves'

Pressure is on for best brew
A TEA-drinking boom has gripped Britain this weekend - thanks to changes in air pressure.