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EAGLE ISMAILA'S VITAL SWOOP

DOG SHOWERS A MUTT-HAVE

Pamper station is owners' No1 wish

Daly's Ed tip

WE NEED EL OF A WIN

Park and riders

KAL'S RED PUNISHED BY SCOTT'S BRILLIANT CLARETS

£6BN CUTS TO HIT THE WORST OFF

'Catastrophe' for UK's poor

Skinner gets Ell of a Toone out of rampant Red Devils

MANCHESTER United's march towards winning a second consecutive FA Cup is another step closer after knocking out Sunderland in a comfortable victory.

THE DOORS STAR'S LOST OLD HOME

ROCK star Robby Krieger has told how the house where he wrote Light My Fire was destroyed in a wildfire.

Nuno makes case for defence

NUNO ESPIRITO SANTO may have given Pep Guardiola a piece of advice the Manchester City manager could be wise to heed.

Strictly 'unites family'

ANTON Du Beke thinks Strictly Come Dancing is “very important” for culture.

RONALDO 'UGLY' REACTION TO FAN

CRISTIANO Ronaldo has blasted one of his lookalikes - labelling him “ugly”.

Eu lot can stave off relegation

DERBY boss John Eustace spotted signs of encouragement as his team boosted their survival hopes with a 2-1 win over his former club Blackburn.

Back in the Oll routine

HITMAN WATKINS RETURNS TO HAUNT FORMER CLUB AGAIN

NO SILVA LINING FOR COTTAGERS

MARCO SILVA insisted Fulham only had themselves to blame for the last-gasp defeat at Brighton.

Best Vard none

JAMIE STILL IN RUUD HEALTH

DAN: NO DYER END FOR MICK

'Mad' comeback dream

NUDEDUNNIT

Sagatha Christie night in the buff

Sandor Clegane leads handicap hopefuls

SANDOR CLEGANE (Wednesday, 2.40) has the alternative of the Stayers' Hurdle - but trainer Paul Nolan prefers the 2m5f cavalry charge of the Coral Cup and those at the head of the weights have a cracking record in this one.

Gene's passing 'bizarre'

A PAL of Gene Hackman says he “can’t comprehend” the “bizarre” deaths of the star and his wife.

Pedro nets then sees red as Ruben's men fight for point

RUBEN SELLES hailed the \"brilliant team spirit\" of 10-man Hull as they earned a valiant 1-1 Championship draw at Bristol City.

McKenna rues 'sickening' loss with time running out

IPSWICH boss Kieran McKenna admitted losing out on a much-needed point at Crystal Palace was a \"sickening\" result.

Mowbray hails his warriors

WEST BROM head coach Tony Mowbray praised his 10-man team for a \"Herculean\" win after they beat a spirited QPR at the Hawthorns.

Trump resort a target

DONALD Trump's posh Turnberry resort has been vandalised by activists.

I know I have not been good enough this season...but now it's time to step it up' SAYS MARTIN ODEGAARD

MARTIN ODEGAARD says he does not need anyone to tell him he has “not been good enough” this season.

SWEDE DEALS!

1970s IKEA furniture is earning fans tidy profit

Davina op doc 'life pal'

DAVINA McCall says she will be friends forever with the surgeon who removed her brain tumour.

Guards' sex rap

FORTY women prison officers have been fired for having sex with inmates in the past four years.

Ofgem pay fury

ENERGY regulator Ofgem is handing staff record bonuses - while hard-up families face soaring bills.

Mepham has his Black Cats purring in promotion push

SUNDERLAND kept the pressure on their Championship promotion rivals with a hard-fought win against Cardiff at the Stadium of Light.

A VICTORY TO CROW ABOUT

Jordy sure of Daryl glory bid

JAKE: NO VEGAS HANGOVER

AFTER all the glamour of Las Vegas, Jake Wardle insists Wigan won’t suffer any Sin City hangover.