IT’S 7:00 P.M. ON A FRIDAY AND YOU’VE ARRIVED AT THE AIRBNB. YOUR FRIENDS have unloaded the groceries, the wood-burning stove is chugging away, and you’ve claimed the king-size bed. Dinner will be ready in an hour and the beers are ready now. What’s this? A hot tub? The listing didn’t mention that.
But shit, you don’t have a bathing suit, and this isn’t the crowd for undies. Everyone else brought their suit, and you hear Steve-o declare with a triumphant “Whoop!” that the temperature is perfect. Amanda turns on the jets. You stay inside and scroll through Elon Musk’s tweets, growing more miserable by the second.
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