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Baby is the mane event
HUGE BARNET'S CROWD PULLER
ENJOY TEATIME AGAIN
Elliott's popular stayer primed for repeat win
SHIP SHOCKER
Vladdy hell.. crash captain is Russian
Make scum face justice in the courts
why can criminals in this soft country refuse to attend court. They should be made to go even if they’re carried there. Flipping cowards. Dexy
CURSE OF YOUR ZOMBIE ALARM
Wake shock has us dead on our feet
New parents? Take a paws..
HAVING a baby and a dog is tough.
Fan Will in Villa stop-off
ASTON Villa fan Prince William met first team players during a visit to the club's training ground.
'Oldest person at 120'
A GREAT-great-grandma aged 120 is believed to be the world’s oldest person.
'GOLDEN FUTURE' FOR SCOTS MINE
A SCOTTISH gold mine is to reopen after the price of the precious metal soared.
WRITTEN IN THE STARS
O'Sullivan's winners and remarkable double
Plea on seagull attacks
MINISTERS were urged to tackle seagull attacks after an elderly woman broke her leg in one incident.
PRICKLY HEAT
Ange gets grouchy as pressure cranks up
The Lords are loafing
THE House of Lords stretches back as far as the 11th Century.
Paddy's call with TV babe
A BABESTATION model has spoken about answering a call from Paddy McGuinness and Robbie Williams.
Barnes: No Harv measure
HARVEY BARNES hopes Newcastle can channel the trauma of their last Wembley defeat when they go for glory on Sunday.
CHINESE FARE FACTS TO TUCK INTO
\"FANCY a Chinese?\" is a phrase that's fast dying out! For Brits are falling out of love with eating the cuisine in restaurants, as we revealed yesterday.
LORDS A FLEECING
Lazy peers pocket thousands
THREE-SY FOR MULLINS' UNDERDOGS
BLUNDERING Ballyburn hit Brown Advisory Novices' Chase punters in the pocket as stablemate Lecky Watson capitalised at 20-1.
VIRGIL MINDS HIS BUSINESS
SKIPPER Virgil van Dijk says Liverpool would be in the “wrong business” if they needed to use their Champions League heartbreak as added motivation for Sunday's Carabao Cup final against Newcastle.
A BOT SOET
A.I feels stress & may need therapy'
ROLLING THE DICE
Borthwick's ready to go all in for big bonus
Boy, 10 crushed by mum
A BOY aged 10 was crushed to death by his 24st foster mum, who sat on him because he was \"acting bad\".
Not so nice beaver
FARMERS TELL OF 'DAM NUISANCE'
LOADED AMO
Let's silence prophets of doom says United boss
TOP TUNES THAT MAKE US HAPPY
Classics get you in summer mood
Air apparent, the ultimate upgrade
£100 OFF MACBOOKS
TANAKA TOUCH HAS FARKE ON TOP OF THE LOT
LEEDS surged back to the top of the table after seeing off a stubborn Millwall 2-0 at Elland Road.
Volcano 'erupts sharks'
FORGET the Sharknado movies a terrifying “Sharkcano” is propelling the killers into the ocean.
Obesity linked to marriage
GETTING married can be to blame for men becoming overweight.
MIKEL'S GONE SO LEFT FIELD
It's backs to the future as Arteta men stroll on