JOIN MY MATREON!
The New Yorker|March 10, 2025
Family, here's some big news: I have just launched a Matreon account, and I'm inviting you to be a part of this exciting community!
- ALYSSA BRANDT
JOIN MY MATREON!

I know what you're thinking: Mom, why should I pay for all the great content I've been enjoying for free all these years?

Because Matreon puts creators like me first! Matreon is changing the way domestic work is valued. Matreon is where I'm able to unleash my wildest ideas, powered by the people who love what I do, even if they don't ever say, out loud, that they love it.

What do you get by becoming a paid subscriber?

Fun stuff like daily clues to where I keep the car keys, what the latest streaming passwords are, and the code to the lockbox where I stash the Entenmann's Crumb Topped Donuts. A paid subscription unlocks the bags of stuff I picked up off the floor of your room in a rage and hid-plus so much more!

Consider one of these membership tiers:

Third-Born

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この蚘事は The New Yorker の March 10, 2025 版に掲茉されおいたす。

7 日間の Magzter GOLD 無料トラむアルを開始しお、䜕千もの厳遞されたプレミアム ストヌリヌ、9,000 以䞊の雑誌や新聞にアクセスしおください。